Whaa?

I just saw a "you heard it hear first" on MTV about the band "Dropping Daylight," formerly known as "Sue Generis," a band we shared the stage with last year at the Oaks Convention Center. Remember them? they played to a mostly empty room for the other bands that were playing that night. And now they're on MTV. I don't know them personally, I met them, but weird nonetheless. They just seemed like another dime-a-dozen band like a million others and now that loser Jon Norris is interviewing them. Not that I give two shits about MTV, but damn. I am moving up in the world. I personally know all kinds of near-famous people. For example, "Oh My God" had a commercial on MTV which I saw about ten times, which played their music and talked about them. "The Actual" has music on the "Bewitched" soundtrack and are actually seen playing a song in the new Nick Cannon movie, "The Underclassmen," and are playing a couple shows with "Velvet Revolver" pretty soon. And the biggest example of my brushes with the better people came today when some members of "WUMPUS" actually came into the bar I work at!! They even talked to me!! However, when I asked for an autograph, the "lead" singer dude, Barkey, laughed in my face and called me a sissy mama's boy. He then poured his beer on my head and kicked me in the privates. When I fell on the ground in pain, he spit on my face and then took the gum he was chewing and tangled it up in my hair.



IT WAS SO RADICAL!!!