wax up a skateboard and husk an ear of corn

I know it seems like I haven't posted the usually spellbinding, hilariously sarcastic, brilliant little quips lately, but I sure have been removing them with fervor. Jack Lazer has been comin' roun' these here parts spoutin' off his lil' mouth. suntines e'n cursin' wit dem filthy words. lil' filth mouth.
So, if you had to read those before I removed them, I apologize. I will let you spank me.
Did you come to Phils on Friday? I bet you did cause it was bumpin. It was the bomb diggity. true dat. Crowds of an outstanding, nurturing nature, and bands of a superb quality. Wumpus is the bomb. The KidCrash is the bomb. shoot. mmmhmmm. Kaboom, yo.