I Jammed With Bernard Allison Tonight And You Didn't

unless you are in his band, and then I guess you did, my bad. Bernard, (a legend in the blues world in case you are retarded,) and some fellas in his band came by our studio before the show and an impromptu jam broke forth with gusto. Fortunately, quick-thinkin' Lukewarm hit the record button and prosperity prosperith. It may possibly released on the compilation, "Live From Pervert's Square," due out whenever I feel like it, gosh.

And now its time to drop the bomb:

my lovely wife has come down with a serious case of the pregnants. I hAVE DECIDED TO UNLEASH MY EVIL SEED UNTO THE WORLD!! MUAHAHAHAHA!! MUAHAHA!! MUAH! MUA. MU? mmm. ..poor kid.