Sympathy for the Devil

I am sick.
I am quite sure the wife gave me this sickness.
Cookies make me feel better, so make me a batch.
At least it's spring break so I can be sick in peace.

I've lost my mojo.
Has anyone seen my mojo?

NOTE: the criminal mentioned in the last post is still at large. Any help in bringing this person to justice will be rewarded with a Paula Abdul album.