Dumb and Beautiful

A lot of people think I'm really mysterious because there is no profile picture of me. My lawyer insists I tell the truth so here it is: I am dumb. I don't know how to do that. If I could do it I would. It's only fair for you to be able to look at me. Who wouldn't want to look at me? I'm gorgeous. Like a Carole King but sassier. In fact, maybe it's a good idea if you don't see me. I've got enough crazy people following me around as it is, and I don't want to slow up traffic.

You understand.

Right?

business:
Sleepeater rocked the Brookings Mall Paintball Palace so hard last night that I broke my hip and my right jawbone. We rocked so hard we didn't even finish the last song. Once the good Lord has taken the music up to heaven, there is not much you can do, ya know?