Monday, March 21, 2005

ATTENTION: WE HAVE AN INTRUDER!!

...This just in...

...There has been a security breach in the main terminal...

...As you may have noticed, the last few posts have not been the usual charming chatter but rather the obnoxious boisterings of a hacker. Authorities have been notified of this emergency and crews are working around the clock to bring this fugitive to justice...

...The editor wishes to apologize to any readers who may have been offended or alarmed as to the mental state of said editor. The editor reiterates that the opinions expressed by the lunatic do not necessarily reflect the opinions of sleepeater, or the members therein. In fact, Zach Sleepeater wishes to express that he is in no way affiliated with these ramblings nor any said rumors transcribed in the heretofore mentioned area of writings briefly conquistadores by said madman...

...In a press release from the sleepeater camp, Danny had this to say about the violated web log:

"Heh, heh. You said log."...

...we will keep you updated on the latest news and updates.. and news....

...any inquiries, comments, or questions can be sent to your mom...

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