Hippie Slayer

I wish I could set a trap involving lighting that shitty pitchouli(sp) incense at one end of a woodchipper then put flyers everywhere and watch the hippies come and totally just die. And please Jesus Lord take your shitty jam bands with you. I just can't take it anymore. You make me want to drive a company car to a corporate conglomerate. I want to shop at Walmart and put gas in my Suburban. I want to golf in a polo at the country club. I want to catch live music at the Thirsty Duck. I want to make out with Ronald McDonald. I love Nick Lachey and really feel his new tunes.

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On bass, Derek Smalls, he wrote this