Classical Mythology

Put your faith in Christ!
It's so easy! Watch!
See? See? See? Watch!
See? See? See?
Believe! Believe! Believe!
The Gospel is for you, son!!
BASK in the word of the LORD!
The Gospel is for you, son!!
ASK and you will know I am the LORD!

What constitutes a question?
Snail Mail, E-Mail, or Fed-Ex
What constitutes as sex?
or will I know when I
receiveth it?

Put your faith in JESUS!!
Follow me, Watch!
See? See? See? Watch!
I have grave news for you, son
Brother committed a sin
can't be undone
but you can still BE IN!
Exciting, right? Right? Right?