How the D Almost Got Himself Mugged, Stabbed, Shot, Or Something Else Quite Terrible
I was enjoying a pleasant ride on a skateboard on my way to work when I was suddenly ambushed by 4 rather unpleasant, drunken _______. They wanted to ride my skateboard for a dollar. I doubt they had a dollar between the 4 of them. They began to get belligerent and started spouting off racial slurs which really hurt my feelings, such as--"Hey, only whites ride those things." That one really hurt my feelings. I started to walk real fast and it was a good thing I had a small 5 foot lead when all this action started happening, or I would be writing this blog entry from a bloody post in a ditch somewhere. I ignored their requests and was taunted with the classic, "Hey, I'm talking to you mother trucker!" (some expletives have been substituted to protect the innocent.)
I was already late for work which is good for them because otherwise they would be wearing some skateboard wood in their mouths. Ha.
How strange to be almost mugged in Sioux Falls, South Dakota at 2 bells in the afternoon.
If you copped out of going on tour with us next week then you are most likely a Sally. --Lame. I guess it's best to let your mommy tuck you in at night forever, eh?
In other, less important news, there is no cd to speak of as of yet. I'm telling my mom so you better get your act together.
I was already late for work which is good for them because otherwise they would be wearing some skateboard wood in their mouths. Ha.
How strange to be almost mugged in Sioux Falls, South Dakota at 2 bells in the afternoon.
If you copped out of going on tour with us next week then you are most likely a Sally. --Lame. I guess it's best to let your mommy tuck you in at night forever, eh?
In other, less important news, there is no cd to speak of as of yet. I'm telling my mom so you better get your act together.
posted by sleepeater at 12:58 AM
7 Comments:
My mom isn't goinig to tuck me in forever, just until i quit being scared of the dark.........asshole
My mom isn't goinig to tuck me in forever, just until i quit being scared of the dark.........asshole
yeah i put down my comment twice, so what about it mother@*&!
D. I would come if I could. If I wish to retain my current position as well as travel at my leisure, I can't come. Brother was too scared even to ask. You deal with her. We're all far too aware of what crossing mother means.
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haha. so sorry, but silly drunken comments have been removed to protect the retarded.
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