How To Totally Screw Over Independant Promoters And Touring Bands All At Once,

by the Washington Pavillion


HI! WE BOOK TWO ROCK SHOWS ON THE SAME NIGHT IN THE SAME BUILDING! WE'RE CHARGING OUTRAGEOUS ADMISSION PRICES TO BOTH SHOWS, EVEN THOUGH THERE IS ALCOHOL AVAILABLE AT ONE OF THE SHOWS!! WE COULD HAVE COME UP WITH SOME DISCOUNT DOUBLE ADMISSION THINGY, BUT THAT WOULD HAVE ALLOWED KIDS TO WANDER BETWEEN ROOMS WATCHING ALL THE BANDS, INCLUDING THE AMAZING OUT-OF-STATE AND TOURING ACTS THAT WILL BE PERFORMING!! BUILDING UP THE SCENE DOESN'T EXACTLY BUILD UP THE POCKETS IF YA KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN!! GOOD LUCK PROMOTERS!! HAVE AT YE!!

SINCERELY,

THE WASH PAV, YO

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