Tuesday, January 25, 2005

my apologies...

Dear Jack,
I'm sorry I told you to "get a life" today.
I didn't mean it. It just seems that all you do is follow me around and wait outside of the bedroom door for me to come out. Seriously, dude, I'm not that cool. Find a new role model. How 'bout your sister? She's pretty cool. After all, she does poop in the toilet everytime.
Think about it.
your pal,
D

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think I will get a new life and role model, D. THanks you fuckwad. I'm never gonna shit in that stupid toilet either. It's too much work for me.

4:31 PM  
Blogger sleepeater said...

I don't blame you one bit. Why would you want to balance when you got all that floor to work with?

8:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah, ya fat lard...god.

9:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah ya stupid rabbit!! He smells like shit!! stupid rabbit. ya piece a shit!!

12:14 AM  

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