Givin Him Somethin He Can Feel

I got my money back
in a government check
I'm bored, can I make
Your life a wreck?
I got my money back
in a government check
I'm bored, can I get
my shit back?

You asked me for honesty
I'm just letting you know,
I have concerns about things
touching me--
people, things, and such
mostly shit that dirty peeps have touched

It's not, like, tragic
I kind of lauged at it
but look at this--
does this look like a rash?
is this a sore?
let's not go in there anymore.
hear this cough?
look at these eyes--
these are not the eyes of a man who's well
I'm sure you can tell
just how sorry I am

Coppers - 1, The D - 0

hustle in that button, man,
it's red.
blood is red--
button's red.

let's dress up this tree
to look like a cell tower
let's dress up this man
we'll give him some power
to look like a swell sour puss

give him the button, it's red
blood is red
button's red
blood is red
button's red.

let's dress up this lie,
give me an hour
I'll come up with something
to cover up cowardice
I took it in college

fresh-faced out of the gate
let's stir up some hate

Giving Blood II

Today, my dear friend Lukewarm Water paid 51 dollars to have his wrist broken. Or, as some people call it, Snowboarding.
Curse you, foul demon of winter. Thou hast cast an evil shadow on the bunny hill.
Bunny Hill be damned.
My bummy hurts.

Giving Blood

Yesterday I did my civic duty and donated blood. Some peeps do this at the Blood Bank. I prefer to just go to the dentist.
I hate you and I hope you die. (the dentist, that is)

Heir To The Stone r

I'm wasting, I'm waiting for my
child to come
inside the belly
isn't it silly
I think I saw this
in a movie
I'm thinking, I'm thinking so that
I know to pass on this
all of this
this, this miss.
inside the belly
listenin in
in it to win it.
spinnin 'n spinnin

even if you just got the good--
what's that?

inside of you
or you two
or two is one
then you just become?
probably misdirected by me
given a left when a right was due
given a stop when go is the new
thing to do
thing to do
thing to do

Classical Mythology

Put your faith in Christ!
It's so easy! Watch!
See? See? See? Watch!
See? See? See?
Believe! Believe! Believe!
The Gospel is for you, son!!
BASK in the word of the LORD!
The Gospel is for you, son!!
ASK and you will know I am the LORD!

What constitutes a question?
Snail Mail, E-Mail, or Fed-Ex
What constitutes as sex?
or will I know when I
receiveth it?

Put your faith in JESUS!!
Follow me, Watch!
See? See? See? Watch!
I have grave news for you, son
Brother committed a sin
can't be undone
but you can still BE IN!
Exciting, right? Right? Right?