Upward Facing Dog

Hey friends,
haven't written in a while because I've been away at basic training. They don't give you a lot of time to socialize there, so I apologize. Whew! I've sure been busy learnin' how to kill people! It's harder than you think. They want you to get right up there in their face before ya kill em, look deep in their eyes, and tell em you love um.
Then shoot em in their faces!! Haha!!Wheee!!
Then we worship Satan.
Did you know that Satanism is an accepted religion in the military tolerance handbook? It's true. Did you know that personnel high up in military organizations are the managers of the underground Walmart in the business of finding and distributing little boys? It's true. I'm gonna go watch some t.v.
peace out!