Blogging My Blog

This is all becoming too commercial for this cowboy. I've been forced to start an all new, top-secret blog. revealing all my blogiest. this blog will remain, but only as a front.

i'm going flying and I hope everyone is cool. just chill out peeps! everything is cool!

Things I've done JUST TODAY that almost caused fires, explosions, dismemberment, maimness, and/or death include: placing a metal cup full of nacho cheese in a microwave and pressing number 2--then walking away, leaving the ticking time bomb for someone else's face;

placing a plastic mixing pan on the stove to boil water (which started making a weird noise from the other room, which I soon understood to be that of the sound of the melting pan dripping its remains into the little stovie thingys.) it smells really . that's it--just really .
People ask "how you can live this way?"
and I can only say that you get used to it.

Dumb It Down

Since I'm in-between school sessions, I've been doing my best to dumb things down around here. I hope you've noticed and salute my efforts. I've also made an attempt to keep my topics universal for the sake of keeping my audience involved. Many of my fellow bloggers get caught up in expressing inside jokes that only one particular friend circle will understand. It makes me feel sad and left out.

I got a root canal yesterday. In my tooth. $1000 for one hour of pain. Heck of a deal if you ask me. Course, "pain" is my middle name.
Isn't it annoying when the dentist asks you questions when he's got all that shit crammed in your mouth? The answer is yes. Stay with me...

Jack Pain Lazer

Daily Rituals of Habits

open door. sniff. walk in. close door. sniff. take off shoes. sniff twice. take a look around, see what's broke. sniff. check for things. sniff.

the static of a restful state

Christmas is coming and here is my list:

one bearded terrorist, backpack bomb included.

an ab lounge.



can I have it like that?

Have you ever seen

your cat vomit in front of you? It's pretty strange. It reminded me of when Stan vomits on South Park. Really abrubt. Really gross.