Nubs

I am a nervous nail-biter. Due to yet un-revealed circumstances, I have chewed my fingers back to the elbow.
If I was only flexible enough to fit my feet in my mouth then I would have something.

If I was only flexible enough to fit my c--- in my mouth then I would REALLY have something.

in my mouth, that is.

The Great Turning Point

was yesterday.
A different life from this point on.
more details to come--

party on dudes!

at 5212 E. 17th street, yo!!
sleepeater show!!
about 9 bells.
please come.
bring your mom, I haven't seen her in awhile.

The Winning Comeback: "You Suck, Sir"

A little late, but here's some show reviews!! Yeah!!
Last Friday Sleepeater played in Mitchell, SD in front of the corn palace, right as the band Styx (you may have heard of them?) finished up inside. A total waste of an expensive drive. Mitchell is mostly made up of sheep and their sheep-babies-daddies collectively known as rednecks. The show accompanied some corn-fair with a mechanical bull and everything. I tried to get into the spirit of things and mount that bull from behind, but apparently it's fer ridin'. Yuckuk.

Saturday was in Sioux City, IA, at Cutthroat Alley. A nice little all-ages joint with some nice folk down there as well. We always try to follow the classic "When In Rome" mantra, so we shot a bunch of meth in between our toes and lost a few teeth.

Sunday at Nutty's Pub here in sunny Sioux Falls. The place was at max capacity when we took the stage. I tried to fit in by acting trendy and way better than everyone else and scoffing at people who I didn't think were cool. Then, Lukewarm, the Light and I picked out an ugly girl and threw peanut shells in her hair until she started to cry. Yeah heah!!

Sleepeater finds time to feed the needy of Madison, SD

with rock.
and maybe a couple slow ditties cause we had to fill up time, but rocking was had, no doubt.
Sweet kids in Madison. I love um.

We're going to Mitchell tomorow and we might even open for Styx! Dude, yeah!

It's the apocalypse. Quit yer jobs and rock.